Q: What do you need when you have a politician up to his neck in concrete?
A: More concrete.
Q: Why don’t Afgans have television?
A: Because of the Taliban.
Did you here about the Irish terrorist who hijacked the Goodyear Blimp?
He’s bounced off the houses of parliament twice already.
The Irish SAS have bombed Battersy dogs home.
They wanted to get rid of all the Afgans.
Did you know that Osama Bin Liner is going to be on Ready steady Cook?
He's going to show them how to make a big apple crumble.
Sadam Husseins son goes shopping and comes back with everything in a box, his dad asks why he's got the box. His son replies "well, there's no bag dad."
All of the Afghan women have shaved their minge and are walking around with banners saying "Read my lips NO BUSH"
Sadam was hiding in a field of long grass, rather than trying to find him the soldiers sprayed it with powdered viagra, the Captain said "that'll make the prick stand up"
